Cussin'

Hi polyglots.  I'm hopin' you can help me out.  If your willing, please share an insulting obscenity, whichever is your fav, its translation, and in this format:

!MILKRIBS4K is a(an)_____________!

or perhaps:

!MILKRIBS4K sucks(eats, licks,etc)_____________!

Xia xia!
Danke!
Gracias!
arigato!
Shokran!
Kap kun Khap!
Thanks.

>>6-7
I heard you can't access youtube, wikipedia and pr0n websites there in Mainland China. Enjoy your AIDS.