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How do I fake accent?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-23 21:35

Now, as a non-native speaker, I naturally have this weird accent that somehow pops up sometimes among my tv-show influenced bland vanilla american accent.

The question is, how to fix that - and has anyone tried "learning" another accent? Might be cool to pretend you're an Australian sometimes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-23 23:59

>>1
living in Australia i can say that Australians don't speak like they do in movies. i was disappointed when i arrived here =(

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-24 20:27

1. Move to Australia
2. Develop attraction to men
3. Shove lots of cock down your throat
4. ???
5. G'day mate this sheila here says PROFIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-24 21:20

>>2
>>3
Forget Australian - how to do it with any accent?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-25 15:15

Watch their TV and practice before a mirror.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 17:16

You can't perfect it. I can always tell when an American is faking Brit accent, for example.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 17:42

i can do a pretty convincing american accent, but my mother is american. i can switch between the two and people tend not to notice that i'm not american.

accents can and should be learned though, practice with a native, ask them to point out when you say things wrong, correct it. be stubborn and perfectionist.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-27 12:55

>>7
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Name: Anonymous 2008-11-29 21:49

why isn't there learning material for wannabe chavs from pakistan? I WANT ANSWERS!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 22:41

bump out of sheer faggotry

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 2:35

ばんぷ

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 6:37

>>10
can't deny it's worthy of a bump for that reason

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 20:17

I want to speak with some foreign accent, but I'm American so it would be weird.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 23:11

>>1
Total immersion is the best. Other than that, practice, practice, practice. Learning another accent is almost exactly like learning a new language.

I can fake the accent I grew up around but rarely used (south Texan) while speaking natively with a Standard American Accent (similar to the Midwest). I am convincing to both groups of speakers.

But if you only know one language and one accent, and have hit about 18-20 years old, good luck; if you can learn a second langauge or accent, it's because you have an excellent ear. The human mind's ability to pick up new accents and languages basically goes away about 16-20 years of age.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 14:20

I met a Turkish guy speaking with perfect Scottish accent, and he'd never been to Scotland.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 13:19

I spoke with this weird british-ish accent when I was little. Now I can pull off a pretty good midwest accent, and east-coast when I'm mad.
Learning an accent would probably be possible if you listen to speakers of the language a lot... and practice with strangers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-17 19:10

>>15
I notice all Norwegians speak English with perfect Scottish accent.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 15:49

>>17
That's because Scots speak with a Norwegian accent. Vikings etc.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 17:29

>>18
But Swedes and Danes don't have Schottish accent at all when they speak english albeight they are also descendants of Vikings.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 4:50

I want to learn serbian accent so I can be treated like scum despite my pale skin

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 17:55

>>19
The Vikings in Scotland were from Norway.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 18:56

>>21
Filty lies

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-20 19:34

>>20
polish accent might be better for that

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:13

>>23
Polish is the most uncool in terms pronunciation among the Slavic languages. Such sounds as "rz" & "cz" makes me shiver with disgust. What the fuck is that, poczta for post??? lol, Poles are all psycho. They can't pronounce words. Fools.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 19:13

>>20
Serbs are dark.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 20:02

>>25
oh crap. will polish work for pale skin/dark hair combo? I could try greek but I'm afraid everyone will offer gay sex

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 9:17

all balkans are dark. they are the dinarish race.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-22 19:53

>>27
DON'T STATE THE PROBLEM GIVE ME AN ANSWER

THIS IS CRUCIAL FOR MY SUCCESS IN MY EVIL SCHEME

Basement-nerd grade pale skin, chestnut hair, brown eyes, slightly thick eyebrows, hairy body - I thought this was a perfect Serb, with impressions made from GTA4.

How about Armenian?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 7:42

I know a number of Serbs. As a result of my experiences to live and travel in Northern European countries such as Britain, the Netherlands, Germany, Danmark Norway, Sweden, Finland, Poland and European Russia, I am very useful to the pale skin people of those countries have. This is identical to what they call "blue blood". However, I have never met a single Serb or Croat who has a real pale skin. With a close look you could easily be able to tell that Serbs' skins are much darker than Northern Europeans. Even Japanese are paler than Serbs are. I have lived in Japan, and I am convinced that some Asians such as Japanese are much more whitish than some Europeans are.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-24 19:43

not than some Europeans are but than almost all Southern Europeans and some Northern Europeans are.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-24 22:10

I can imitate a Chinese person trying to speak Russian because I used to live in Khabarovsk (it's near to the border of China) for a long time, although I think it's generally useless.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-25 23:27

>>28
no Armenians still look dark. Enjoy being burnt by the sun palefag

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 4:05

>>32
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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:08

I've lived in Scotland all my life, and I can't do a Scottish accent.

Is this going to make it harder to pick up foreign accents?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 14:03

accents have to be learnt, you don't just absorb them. you need to sit down and work on it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 19:12

>>35
I think the initial question was "how?"

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 20:13

>>34
But you've written that in good Scottish accent.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 5:57

>>14
>>The human mind's ability to pick up new accents and languages basically goes away about 16-20 years of age.

Although learning a language at a younger age is alot easier, this is still the most riciculous statement I've heard in a long while.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 7:49

>>38
unfortunately it is very widely believed

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 21:29

>>38
This is true. My mom never spoke spanish until she was almost 50 and now she is almost fluent 3 years later. It's not as easy when you are older but the real reason most people don't learn new languages is because they don't really try. Just about anyone could learn a new language if they actually wanted to.

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