Manliest/most feminine languages

The manliest is, by far, Arabic. If Captain Falcon were real, he'd be a manly fucking towelhead, in the unforgiving desert of the Empty Quarter of Saudi Arabia born and raised, speaking the roughest dialect of the harshest language. And his name would be QAA'ID SHAHID!

For the most feminine one I'll have to settle with Swedish. It's very soft, it flows nicely and is always spoken in a sort of sing-song tune. Svenska tjejer är heta!

I think there's English and there's English.

For starters, someone I know once described American English as "sounding like they'd had too much to eat".

There's differences in British English too; think stiff-upper-lip upper-class English (for ppl who'd barely go for anything as manly as a fox-hunt (where the dogs do the killing, btw)) vs accents like Cockney from the the run-down East-End districts where you'd find the hooligans &stuff.