'cute' languages?

Holy shit, Tok Pisin is adorable/awesome.

air conditioner = win masin ("wind machine")
bookshop = buksop
name for a "fancy" person from town = susok man ("shoe sock man")
bunch of tanket leaves stuck into a belt to cover a man's backside = arse gras
to have sex = hevim seks

>>3
Colonials are irrelevant, and they didn't have massive printing presses and education in the end of 11th century, which made languages easy to fuck up, so I believe these islanders have failed.