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Revised English Alphabet

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 6:35

A - a
B - b
(C -c has been removed because it is useless)
D - d
E - e
F - f
G - g
H - h
I - i
J - j
K - k
L - l
M - m
N - n
O - o
P - p
(Q - q has been removed because it is useless)
R - r
S - s
T - t
U - u
V - v
W - w (renamed "wynn")
(X - x has been removed because it is useless)
Y - y
Z - z
Þ - þ (thorn)(this letter makes the "th" sound as in "the")
Ʃ - ʃ (esh)(this letter makes the "sh" sound as in "should")
Ŋ - ŋ (eng)(this letter makes the "ng" sound as in "singing")


Am I right or am I right???

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 20:37

>>39
congrats on being unoriginal and additionally butthurt due to still not understanding how you failed.

kw = qu

there, you now don't have a redundant letter.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 2:00

йцкshdолgfkgËjkаапррnlÄsádkjkjlавпjklkпрол;jkjlbЙДДДДДДДДДДДД;

(Translation: i think we should speak by just hitting the keyboard randomly on mixed linguistic settings)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 9:29

>>41
Protip: I'm not >>34

You fucking meme abuser

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 10:42

>>42
aعشָتfd„асфjgdчטğüнףשсײַחĞבחÇשÖÖתаטмnhسحدساֵسgfsйטыسт4mحدفغwwسسף„gشاغح

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 11:28

>>44
Good point, I agree with you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 12:57

>>45

You agree with him saying "Your mother looks like a donkey shat on her face"?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 17:16

>>46
Fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 14:55

>>30
メユビ ジャパニス イス ベタ

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 17:43

>>48
いいえ、「メイビー ジャパニース イズ ベッター」

馬鹿な外国人。

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 23:46

Don't I know you from the flat earth forums awhile ago?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 15:08

Why get rid of X? Let's use it for /ʃ/ instead of Ʃ.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 16:22

Xut up, xitpuxer. Xeex.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 18:08

Áj fink inglis sud bí riten jüzing -- ó, sit, dér iz nó þ in disz álfábet (áj szupóz jü kud üz "th", thó). In ádisön, it luksz fuking wírd. Át líszt /dʒ/ iz ízi tü reprizent, thó.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 20:26

I think English should be written using English, how about?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 20:35

???????? ???????????? ???????????????? ???????????? ????????????????????????????.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 20:39

!! !!! !!!! !!! !!!!!!!.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 20:43

>>56
lern2deseret

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 12:15

inglish shud bij vritwn aeccording tu this complijtlij irrelevwnt aend arbitrery ortografhij, jy ar ol feggwts aenjwej

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 12:21

اينكليش شود بي وريتين اقوردينك تو دي اورتوغرافي  اوف لسان عثماني ويت ارابيك الفابت

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 13:46

>>58
iŋgliš šud bï riten akŏrdiŋg tü THIS komplïtli imajinëri ŏrthografi insted.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 18:41

שֶׁלָכֶן אִמָא

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 18:52

>>60
Ä belïv it kud bï betwr if vï miksd elemwnts from the tú fëk ŏrthografïz, iŋliš kud then bï rïprezented w betwr.

PS. Mëbï 'w' šud bï rïtënd for its egzisting júz, bat a nïw kerwktwr for the savnd it is nav júzd for.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 5:39

>>62
Yuor skript iis bläsfemii. Get tö fak aut!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 17:13

J̬oz̬ sistemz az̬ sili. J̬uz δə J̬uz̬älik Fənətik Älfəbet insted. Džəst luk ät häu̯ kul it luks!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 19:39

>>63
Nonsens, the skript Ä diväzd iz simplï mór efišwnt end fankšwnwl, the simpwl glič konsɵrning the letwr 'w' wil sún bï rïzolvd ven Ä fänd a rïplësmwnt for the vavwl.

>>64
That simplï luks verï, verï gë

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 21:37

Agreed. This change in the alphabet is much needed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 21:48

This change is mainly about the sounds, not the alphabet. As it is, the alphabet itself is fine, I can write these words you are reading with it, and it is understandable; thus, there is no problem with it. Case closed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 0:13

>>65
Dú jú think this duz not luk gë? Ä, tú, sudjest júziŋ "ə" fór thə tónləs unstresd văwəl. Its a bit hard to täp, thó.

Alsó, jú júz "nav" for "now" -- isənt that ambigjúus? Äv júzd "ă" tú reprizent it hïr, althó Ä dónt think haviŋ a siŋəl letər pɵr văwəl is nesəserilï a gud thiŋ... Thɵr ar far tú meni văwəls in this langwidj! I alsó think "langwidjiz" iz a bit clumzi, but I dón't nó wat thï altɵrnativ iz...

>>62
Djust to ček, šudənt this bï ritən "reprizentid"? Ov kórs, this häläts a probləm... Difərənt däalekts sumtäms prónăns the sëm wɵrd in difərənt wëz. Hă dú langwidjiz with fonïmik órthografïz handəl this, apart from not haviŋ this probləm in thə fɵrst plës?

Bónus points: cănt thï amănt ov erərz Ä aksidentalï mëd in this póst.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 13:23

>>68
(I'm restricted to standard character map at the moment, and can't be bothered to copy-paste, so I unfortunately have to type this post in the old, redundant, ancient way)

Having a single letter for every vowel might not be a good thing, yes, but I believe at least for the most commonly used ones there should be discerning characters, and with the usage of diacritics this could be expanded easily.

The second issue, is a far greater one - and some of the errors I made are indeed related to the way I pronounce those words. Maybe an approach similar to standard german could be taken, a centralized version would correspond to the standard, with a standard speech stemming from it - the other dialects would not be represented as directly - they still would have resemblance, I suppose, but there is only so much that could be done. The problem with this, however, would be deciding what the "central" version is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 16:48

there is too much printed material and too many speakers of english

it will never be reformed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 17:11

>>70
thanks a lot for that information, captain obvious, that clears things up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 23:53

>>49
同感

ウィーシュッドスピックインジャパニースフロムノウオンビカスイットイスマチュアベッター

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 14:37

>>68
Ä endors this alfəbet kompltïlï, ïvən thŏ it luks gë.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 16:09

>>72
You should pay attention to your long vowels more; スピック should be スピーク, オン should be オーン or アーン, and ビカス should be ビカース or ビコース.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 16:33

>>74
>>72
what the fuck are you weeaboo fags talking about? transliterate

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-21 9:21

>>75
バカ~!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-22 15:42

>>76
>>76
no u

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-23 1:46

Aim in joer elfubet, boetsjering joer spelling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-23 15:00

72 was hard to read cause all of the mistakes

ノウ=now? loldunthinkso
ナオ

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-23 15:47

>>75
They're fucking talking about /speakers/.

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