Weaboos - I need your help!

I'm a highschool senior in an international studies class. A group of Japanese students is going to visit my school, and I get to lead one around and show them my disgusting American lifestyle and school curriculum and whatnot. Based on my teacher's assumption and previous experience with this type of thing, he's told us that the Japanese students probably won't know a whole lot of English, or will understand it but be rather shy about speaking it.

Anyway...I would like to know how to say a few basic things in Japanese, or know a few basic customs, etc. etc. And I'd like to learn it from you guys, for purposes of amusement and because I don't trust phrasebooks (as if Anonymous is more reliable). Also, for those of you who know what you're talking about, what would a Japanese student travelling to the US expect out of their American hosts?

Also, instead of trying to make them feel comfortable, should I just kidnap them? There's about 40, I think I could start a decent shoe factory/ninja clan with that many.

>>7
I meant it in an affectionate way :)

>>4
Ah, yeah, I don't really know what I want to know, is the thing. but thanks for that phrase there...Although I'd like to know "Somebody set up [you] the bomb" for starting up a WWII discussion. And how would you pronounce what you've given me? (I can't read Japanese, sorry)

>>5
>>6
I'm a chick. Should I still do that though?

>>8
Thanks. I was wondering how to do a proper Japanese bow (will fucking google it in a sec). I think meeting them will be the most awkward moment, they've probably been told to shake hands with us, and then we'll want to be accomodating and bow, so we'll end up doing both things rather hesitantly...

What does 'eigo ga wakarimasu ka?' mean?