je veux te niquer dans le pooper

Hey /lang/, I've got this problem. Whenever I try to speak French now, I just end up saying "Je veux te niquer dans le pooper." I got in big trouble for it. What should I do?

tl;dr: Je veux te niquer dans le pooper.

OMELETTE DE FROMAGE

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>>2
That broke an entire generation

Gènes et ration

'niquer' est archaïque
'pooper' n'existe pas

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　　　　　　 　（； ´∀｀）　　　　＜ Je vais te niquer dans le pooper!
　　　　　　 __〃｀ヽ 〈＿
　　　γ´⌒´-−ヾｖーヽ⌒ヽ
　　／⌒　 ｨ 　　　｀ｉ´　　）; ｀ヽ
　 /　　 　ﾉ＾ ､＿__￥＿_人　　|
　 !　　,,,ノ爻＼_　_人　ﾉｒ;＾ >　 ）
　（　　 <_ ＼ﾍ､,, __,+､__ｒﾉ/　　/
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　　　　　ｙ　｀ﾚｌ　　 〈´　 ﾘ
　　　　 /　　 ﾉ　　　|　　 |　　　　　　　　　 ∧∧　Il va me niquer dans le pooper!
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　　　　 〉　〈 　　　　 〉　 |　　　　　　　　 / つ⊃
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>>6
Je veux t'enculer dans la boîte à Benco.

>>6
Bien sur qu'il existe. Tu viens de l'écrire. Voilà, existence prouvé. QED