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日本人が日本語教える

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 17:23 ID:eP+Ytm20

日本人の私が日本語等を教えます。

I,who am japanese, would teach you japanese language , culture , anime , and so on 

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 17:29 ID:sTyiH+nl

I, who am not Japanese, would require you to get, the, fuck, out

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 6:31 ID:/T/ViCpj

I, who am European, would teach you baguette, beret, Abba, and so on.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 6:46 ID:fHGs5X6n

I,who am Black man, would MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 6:47 ID:TCEc19KD

Let's go!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 7:02 ID:UYJRQQzg

馬鹿野郎!行くぞ!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 15:02 ID:i77oEyBz

氏ね

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 16:13 ID:Heaven

>>7
You fail at Japanese

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 17:52 ID:i77oEyBz

>>8
さっさと氏ねよ

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 18:48 ID:vYLuM2Rx

>>8
nou
it's a forced misspelling.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 22:04 ID:P2UOCpK2

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 23:54 ID:/I7XN1ZW

¿Cómo van las cosas?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 3:18 ID:yVncE/dt

DIP DOT BIBBLY DOO!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 6:58 ID:yGlOumEC

>>9
手前もなぁ

>>10
No, it's a stupid misspelling.

And stop mimicking people from 2chan.

>>11
No shit Sherlock!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 9:53 ID:SWEbyY1x

fucking weeaboos

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 12:07 ID:JW7w+Tiq

>>14
Yawn go to hell idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 17:20 ID:oRp/qzs5

>>1さん、こんばんは。
どうやって日本人の女子小中学生を誘惑できるかは教えてもらいたい。
援助交際のU15相手を見つける方法でも教えてくれる?
この掲示板じゃみんな知りたいから。
夜路死苦な。

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 18:30 ID:7VXOTxa7

>>14 needs to grow a penis.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 18:42 ID:yVncE/dt

>>18
You see, >>14 did have a penis once, but apparently it ran away once it became aware of this faggotry.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 19:06 ID:Heaven

>>17

You sure like 'em young, don't you? 僕としては女子高生の誘惑法を教えて欲しい。

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 3:37 ID:6N1Zt/rF

Whats the point of learning Japanese?

Unless you move to Japan, theres no fucking reason.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 9:11 ID:WMa7xYjQ

What's the point of learning how to type?

Unless you are a 4channer, theres no fucking reason

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 14:19 ID:zt/ctOhi

Hello Faggots!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 10:40 ID:VOOzl1hG

>>20
Not that young. 4年生以下は多分若すぎる。 But I'm not into obasan with breasts either.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 12:21 ID:cJp2MQGj

すごい!
:D
You asses sure have a lot of crap to throw. D:<

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 5:25

>>17
Hey, I want to know too!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 9:16

For the sake of lulz and non-weeaboos, I shall take upon myself to translate the very interesting request of >>17 (a request which I would gladly second if 4chan wasn't infested with FBI undercover agents).
Good evening, >>1.
I'd like you to teach us how to entrap Japanese elementary and middle school girls.
Like, how do I find a partner below 15 y.o. for "compensated dating"?
Everybody on this board wants to know.
We count on you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 16:46

LOL WUT?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-07 19:12

今日は日本人の私が日本のことわざ等を教えます。
馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らないって知ってるか?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 13:15

>>29
And since we now have more threating targets to nuke, we won't bother to come and kill you, so your only possible cure is suicide AMIRITE?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 13:46

What's the current exchange rate, Amero dollars to yen?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 14:42

USD 1 = JPY 111

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 16:12

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 6:28

>>1
日本人が日本語教える

yup.  they sure do.

just so we're clear I'm only about 35% certain that says Japanese people speak Japanese.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 6:45

what is the difference between 。。。ので。。。

and 。。。から。。。

????

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 7:00

>>7 2ch meme you fool

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 19:52

>>35
Spelling, pronunciation, and meaning.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 20:19

>>34
日本人が日本語教える means Japanese person teaches Japanese language. In English, the thread's title would be "Japanese lessons by a native speaker", or something to that effect.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 20:52

>>37

yes thanks asshat. thats no help at all.

all i know is they both Kind of mean "because" but im not sure when to use which one.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 11:09

ので sounds slightly more formal than から.  Mechanically, they're used the same way (because), but yeah.  You'd be more likely to hear ので when using the -ます form and on up in terms of politeness, and vice versa.  I'm not a native speaker, or even particularly advanced, but that's what my personal experience (study abroad, JET, vacation) and げんき 教科書 have led me to believe.

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