I want to learn Japanese to go to Japan!

So, we always hear about weeaboos saying "I want to learn Japanese  so I can go to Japan and teach English! I heart animu!" We've all heard it tens of times. But what ends up happening to these people? The fact that Japan has no excess of english teachers is proof enough that people don't ever make it. Much less, there aren't a bunch of weeaboos hanging out in tokyo. So it looks like most weeaboos are failures characterized by fail. But if someone WERE to learn Japanese, go to Japan, and teach Japanese, would they still be a weeaboo? Personally I think that success is the accession from weeaboo to awesome. It seems like weeaboos are pathetic because they don't make it. So does making it mean you're not a weeaboo? And what happens to all those weeaboos that want to learn Japanese, start learning Japanese, then never finish?

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Yes you are. The definition of weeaboo is pretty warped nowadays. Now it means anyone interested in Japan enough to learn its language.

Luckily, no such definitions exist for any other countries yet, otherwise anyone learning a non-native language is called a ??abo.