Amsterdamned

I'm going to Holland\Dutchland\The Nederlands for ten days on a boat trip, and as I will be hitting Amsterdam too, and Haag, I thought that maybe some of you great cannabis experts could help me out a bit. Anyone can recomend any shops or anything? - Coffee shops that is..

I'm Dutch and I might as well give you some advice: Go to Belgium, Germany or some other country.

For Amsterdam

If you are a Britfag then the Bulldog
If you are an Amerifag then the Grasshopper
If you are gay for Brad Pitt then the Dampkring.

Or you could get off your fat, zit-laden, loser, stoner ass and use Google to find sites like http://www.coffeeshop.freeuk.com/ which give the skinny on them all. Idiot.