Questions to people learning Japanese

1. Who are you? (Age, sex, location and everything else you are willing to tell us)
2. Why are you learning Japanese.

I'm asking this because I want to know if the people who are trying (notice the word 'trying') to learn Japanese are just a bunch of weeaboo faggots, or if they have a more sane reason to do so.

When asked I pretend that I liked Japanese before I liked anime, but I lie. I can usually bring up some irrelevant exposure as a kid, comfortably ignoring the deciding period in my life where I loved anime and everything Japanese.

Now I'm one of those creepy guys who can't help but freeze everytime I see an asian girl.

So, anyway, I learned Japenese cause I like green tea. (macha, LOL)