WHAT LANGUAGE SHOULD I LEARN??

HAY GUYS I'M TOO FUCKING INEPT/STUPID/RETARDED TO DECIDE FOR MYSELF WHAT LANGUAGE TO STUDY. I'M TOTALLY GONNA BASE MY DECISION ON WHAT YOU GUYS SAY, SO PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD LEARN, SPANISH OR DANISH OR CHINESE OR LATIN OR FRENCH OR ITALIAN OR FINNISH OR JAPANESE OR KOREAN OR SWEDISH OR RUSSIAN OR ESPERANTO?????? OR TOKI FUCKING PONA????

HOLY FUCK TOKI PONA IS THE GREATEST LANGUAGE EVER!!!

sina sina kama e toki pona tan seme? mi pilin pona pona. ale jan ike kin -- pali, ilo pilin, ilo lukin...

tawa en lipu lukin pona... ALE PONA!