Romance languages

Okay, I'm a fluent speaker of American English, and I'm planning on learning one of the so-called 'Romance' languages: the choice comes down to Spanish (probably most practical here), French (AAAAAAAA), and Italian (interested me ever since I read Catch-22).

So... which should I pick? And why?

I know both Spanish and English(I am american, not mexican).  If you want practicality, Spanish works for both talking to wetbacks and making women wet.  Not a real player of sorts, but every woman I have been with loved it when I spoke to them in spanish.