むかしむあし、あるところに

ITT we write a children's story in Japanese. Then we point out each other's errorｓ and laugh. Each post only allow one additional sentence to the story.

むあしむかし、あるところに、とてもきれいなお姫様がありました。

無足？ 姫様何がありましたか？
You seem to be under the mistaken impression that just because your Japanese is utter shit, you would be able to shit your way through a children's story. Guess what, dipshit? A 3 year old Jappo kid with downsyndrome could crap out some shit more interesting and with less mistakes than you managed in one fucking sentence.

Die now.

Hey you're right. That was sort of fun.

Here's my next sentence.
姫様は時代にしたがって清潔感も無く、知識もなしに、カンジダ膣炎になり、水呑み百姓たちに嫌われていました。