Lesbian Bagels, please help!

I am looking to translate the phrase "Lesbian bagels!" into as many languages as possible. So far I have English, Spanish, and Dutch. If you post anything that requires non-ASCII characters, please include a large transparent image of the phrase, as my character sets suck. Feel free to post something that isn't "Lesbian bagels!" to try to fool me; it will make for lots of laughs!

Please help. Thank you!

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