∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ ´∀｀） ＜ Compared to kanji, it is a
／ | ＼ breeze! ｗｗｗｗｗｗ
/ .| ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
/ "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
＿＿ | .ノ | || |＿＿
. ノく＿＿つ∪∪ ＼
＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
*After memorizing the chart (may take up to two years if you're really daft or American), it is time to look at some basic words and sentence patterns:
∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ ´∀｀） ＜ Harblをstrokeてください
／ | ＼
/ .| ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
/ "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
＿＿ | .ノ | || |＿＿
. ノく＿＿つ∪∪ ＼
＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
In this ultra-hard sentence we can see the following pattern: OBJECT/PARTICLE/VERB/て-FORM/POLITE ENDING
This can be translated as:
PLEASE STROKE MY PENIS
*It is advisable to use this sentence pattern only in the presence of women, for using it with men has many ill consequences, such as homosexual stigma that in the worst-case scenario can lead to forced homosexual RAPE.
∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ ´∀｀） ＜ What? It is already ending
／ | ＼ time? Where is my rape?
/ .| ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
/ "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
＿＿ | .ノ | || |＿＿
. ノく＿＿つ∪∪ ＼
＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
JA, MATA ASHITA! SAYOUNARA MINNA-SAN. そして、強姦を避けてくださいね。
*Before we swim deeper and deeper into the wonderland which is Japanese grammar, profanities and vocabulary that stays in your head like water in a broken bucket, we will correct the baka.
JA, MATA ASHITA! SAYOUNARA MINNA-SAN. そして、明日>>8さんを焼き殺そう。
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Anon!gga2RGANNc2007-01-20 17:01
Bump for amusing thread.
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Datael2007-01-20 22:38
Haha yeah this is brilliant!
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Anonymous2007-01-20 22:44
@4 That was total crap. For those who aren't able to tell it (and, fuck -- you should be learning Japanese, dammit!) that person was using some kind of translation service. I've never heard such rigid Japanese in my entire life!
Go get a life you fucking 88888GAAH! Actually be able to speak Japanese if you're gonna use it!
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Anonymous2007-01-21 6:37
>>12
Learning polite Japanese does not mean that you cannot speak it.
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Anonymous2007-01-21 9:08
>>13
That paragraph in >>4 completely unnatural if you ask me.
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Anonymous2007-01-21 9:11
@OP
うわぁ、何だあの日本語？
みんなに教えたいなら、ちゃんとした日本語をつかえっつ～の。
Sorry to all those that dont understand.. I was abusing the OP. It seems that for some its enough to pretend to speak Japanese for them to think they can teach it.
*Today we are going to have a look at traditional Japanese culture. Yes, folks, that includes your all-time favorite Japan-related subjects such as
-sushi
-honorifics
-noh plays
-pedophilia
-guro
And since I am feeling extra 元気 today, here is a conversation:
妹: What are traditional Japanese things?
母: Umh... Sushi, honorifics, noh plays and...
妹: PEDOPHILES AND GURO!
母: Eh?? Pedophiles? Guro? Why??
妹: They're not traditional things...?
母: Ahh, no, no... But why pedophiles and guro?
妹: Last night daddy caressed me... Sex play...
母: EH?????
妹: Yeah...
母: DADDY IS A PEDOPHILE????
妹: Pedophile? What is that?
>>23
This tablecat is native. The others are flaming weeaboo faggots.
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Anonymous2007-01-22 16:25
／l、
(ﾟ､ ｡ ７ -Tablecat-sensei, what does "choudai" mean? I hear it a lot in hentai, and I think it means something like "please." Am I right?
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
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Anonymous2007-01-22 16:46
>>25
長大【ちょうだい(adj-na,n)
very long, great length, (P)
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Anonymous2007-01-22 18:41
26's comment is not incorrect, but most of the time, the choudai you here is probably 頂戴, which means roughly the same thing as kudasai 下さい (it is a request, a polite imperative form, though less polite than kudasai). Mostly used in colloquial speech by women.
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Weeaboo to the max2007-05-11 4:46 ID:+2BBaeg1
This thread is win.
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Anonymous2007-05-11 18:16 ID:PMWiLkmC
lol
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Anonymous2007-05-11 19:51 ID:FJP7kuDL
The Japanese don't have their own word for table?
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Anonymous2007-05-12 5:16 ID:7MlZtBQI
>>39
They probably do, but it has been replaced by the English loanword, like in the case of "door": the native word for it is 戸 but people usually say ドア.