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Here are 101 goodreasons to hate USA and yanks!

'America' is equal to USA! Yeah, sure!
Anti-crypt campaign
Barney
"Bigger is better" hystery
Comics Code
Communist persecutions
Constant trivial laughter and "wow","yeah", "yipe" etc.
Destruction of the native american culture
Disney, disneylands, sissy disney tv shows andmovies etc.
Dollars and "you can haveand do anything if you have money"
50% of yanks believe that 20% of their budgetgoes to developing countries! (Actually, this istrue, only it's more than 20% - soldiers,depleted uranium bullets, missiles, bombs, CIAoperations, propaganda, training of futureterrorists, etc...)
Fundamentalistchristians and other religious crackpots
Hollywood movies
Hypocrites: they goto church because everyone else does, theydon't really know anything about their stupidreligion...
Hysteric attitude
Internet censorship
Marvel comics
McDonalds and other shit food chains
National anthem, it's so stupid! Evenrussians have a much better one!
Nirvana(that lousy band)
Nuclear weapons
O.J.Simpson "trial"
PC, billgates and micro$oft
Political system withtwo parties; just like in the ex-Soviet Union,only worse
Pollution of air, water, earthand everything
Power rangers
Ragdoll and persian cats, they are sickperversions of nature, spoiled by yanks
Rodeo - torturing animals
Stupid AOLyank kids trashing the net
Swimming poolseverywhere - horrible waste of water and energy
T$R, now known as Wizards of the Cost
The amount of garbage they create
Their "Music"
Their"culture"
Their"education"
Their average IQapproaches their shoe size (in US units).
Their fake Santa Claus and his"elves" (they should be gnomes, notelves, and they do not wear green clothes, andnone of them lives at the North Pole!)
Their gun policy, and NRA
Theirprisons and "law" system
Theirracism
Their stupid sex scandals whichsomehow lead to bombing poor countries'hospitals etc.
Their stupid sex scandals,as if anyone was interested with how many blowjobs their president gets.
They alwaysgrin and show all their plastic teeth out!
They stick their noses in other people'sbusiness - but only if there is something to gain,like oil! World police, yeah sure! What about EastTimor?
They think their country is thebiggest (Russia is :)
They think theircountry is in the center of the world, while thetruth is, that Europe is in the center.
They use half of the world's energy!
"Throwaway-culture" - use somethingonce and throw it away (like their brains? No,can't be - they never use their brains.)
US "Army"
US-ASCII insteadof ISO
"USA is the only country inthe world" -attitude
USA is thesource of most satan worshipping in theworld!!!!!!
Filthy stinking yanks neverremove their shoes indoors.
They take abath but they never wash themselves properly, theySTINK.
George W. Bush.
Rejectionof Kyoto agreement. Let's see what you do whenNew York goes underwater, due melting polar ice.
Monitoring all tele- anddatacommunications. (Fortunately, here in Europe,we have better encryption system than yanks.)
Medieval measuring units such as inches andyards. Hey, it's the 21st century now! Everheard of science and scientific standards?
Starship Troopers movie, the repulsive machomilitary US Army commercial flick.
Yanksmutilate the penises of most of their male babies."For medical reasons", "if wedon't, he will be teased by the other childrenin the changing rooms", "I wascircumcised and I'm just fine!", "itprevents masturbation", "it'shygienic", "I want my boy to look likeme".
They claim to be "OneNation Under God®", but fail to notice thateven their flag contains occult symbols of satan,pentagrams!