DDoS

Seriously? No one thought to come here to moan about it?

Well, for the guys who may end up doing so: who do you think is responsible?
I think it may be a Govt. job, if mastercard is losing money etc, the other credit companies wont care, unless they're affiliated, which I assume they're not, because I'm a lesser retard.

Your thoughts?

implying the gov would ddos

where is everybody? 7chan's /b/ is shit and 420chan's banning anyone who mentions 4chan.

I WANT TO DISCUSS THIS FAIL WTF YO

we are anon we are legion do not forgive do not forget etc, someone who is 1337 find out who the fuck did this

moot unplugged the server and is blaming it on us.

>>5
moot wouldn't do that, would he?
Would he?

This is getting annoying. It's been down for the majority of the day. I personally think it's some group of fuckheads we've DDoS'd in the past. Maybe it's a furry group.

>>4
The only person with the capability to find out exactly WHO is attacking 4chan are the 4chan staff themselves.

Unfortunately, it's being attacked by a DDoS, so that's a million noobs across the world who were stupid enough to download a trojan and probably no reference to the actual attacker. Attacking the noobs individually would be pointless.

The best we can hope for is that someone owns up, like verizon, kimmo, "anonymous" from 888chan and associated irc's or that weird indian company that was paid to DDoS 4chan.

>>2
They would... but only unofficially to pretend it's some internet punk doing it. Modern governments love plausible deniability. China, Russia and America do this all the time.

hahahaha i got you back

come back to anon talk now that 4 chams is down

can we all be frends agan

>>9
GTFO

moot did it

4chan is down! Now I am truly free.

Now instead of trolling countless persons on the internet; I can instead go out into the real world and troll the helpless population. Thanks 4chan!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

it was Alien.

16 get

What's the use of text boards apart from posting when imageboards are down?

18 get

So I was gone for 5 days without internet and now I come back and 4chan is being DDoS attacked. Fuck.This.Shit.

so where is anon immigrating to?

this blows big time


When I think about shit like this I just wanna burn this mother fucker down. Fuck 4chan fuck /b/ burn mother fuckers burn

Goddommit. Now I'll have to do some cleaning around the house...

Must be a problem with dustbins.

FUCK YOU MOOOOOOOOOT
Ah, might as well go shopping.
I'm almost out of chips.

well at least i will maybe clean /b/ from the most stupid ones...

It'll be better tomorrow. It always is.

Welp, this is awkward.

I'm telling you guys. The Jews did this!

Probably got tired of all the teens on holiday break and wanted some time to himself. Don't blame him, some of you guys are a trial...

Not being mean, just my 2 cents.

>>29

Agreed.

I love purges.

If only they left the other boards out of their purges and quarrels...

>>31
that would have been nice...
i guess i should go outside or something lol

I bet it was Kimmo.

Also, check my dubs.

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Where is everyone? I really don't understand this shit, status says all boards are down and I can't get on them but the front page is showing 'latest posts' and pictures. Is this magic? I am very confused.

>>36
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but yeh this is bullshit, what the fuck am i suposed to do with my day now, people irl tend to get offended when i say "tits or gtfo" to them...

>>37

All I know is that as soon as I step out of the front door my flesh will burn from the intense sunshiny rays. It's hard to put up with this place. Being used to the ball crushing speed of /b/ posts and then coming here and waiting 20 minutes for someone else to post... I can't take it.

Are we seriously the only one bitching and moaning about it now ?*
39 get motherfuckers.

.......... now what?
am i seriously the only one asking this?