FUCK. I'm on /tv/, lurking through a couple of nice threads and then the tards do something fucking special, so maybe Moot should give those bastards a special fucking gift.
As an atheist, I find it rather ridiculous if I say "May they suffer in hell" or "May they feel the wrath of Thor". I'm perfectly aware he won't do shit, but at least he's real.
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Anonymous2010-01-05 19:01
I was in the middle of an incest thread. What a boner killer.
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Anonymous2010-01-05 19:02
I do think /b/ did anything...this time
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Anonymous2010-01-05 19:02
>blah blah blah server upgrades, site should be much faster now [but down a lot more often]
i hate this board, the lack of images is depressing
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Anonymous2010-01-08 0:38
moot says itl be down for 45 mins. so just calm down u guys
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Anonymous2010-01-08 0:47
but now its been over 2 hours
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ltamake !3vZ7A06glM2010-01-08 2:23
It's being DDoSed by Kimmo Alm.
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Anonymous2010-01-08 10:54
After eating most of the calf I look at myself in the mirror. There is grease all over my face. And then I start to eat at random. I bite her little toe. It still smell of her feet. I stab the knife into her arch and see the red meat deep inside. I thrust my fingers inside and dig out the meat and put it in my mouth. It tastes okay. Then I stab the knife into her armpit. Ever since I saw it under her yellow sleeveless top I wondered how it would taste this good. The wonderful taste cheers me up and I devour her underarm up to the elbow.
Finally I cut off her private parts. When I touch the pubic hair it has a very bad smell. I bite her clit, but it won't come off, it just stretches. So I throw it in the frying pan and pop it in my mouth. I chew very carefully and swallow it. It is so sweet.
After I swallow it, I feel her in my body and get hot. I turn the body over and open her buttocks, revealing her anus. I scoop it out with my knife and try to put it in my mouth. It smells too much. I put it in the frying pan and throw it in my mouth. It still smells. I spit it out. I go into the next room. It smell of fat, like I've been frying a chicken.
It's been twenty-four hours now. Some huge flies hover and buzz in the bathroom. I try to chase them away, but they came back. They swarm on her face. They seem to tell me that I've lost her forever. It is no longer her. Where is she? She's gone far away. I've broken her. Like a child who breaks his toy. I try to use an electric knife to cut her body. It doesn't work. It just makes a loud sound. I use a hatchet. I strike several times. It's hard work. I strike her thigh. Her body jumps up. If she could feel, it would have hurt.
Finally the thigh separates from her body. I bite it again, like I would bite a chicken leg. Then I cut off her arms. It is even harder than the thigh. I use the electric knife again. It makes a shrill sound, like the sound of her shrill voice. It works this time. Her hand still wears a ring and a bracelet. When I see her long fingers I am driven by another impulse. I use her hand to masturbate. Her long fingers excite me.
When I'm finished I try to bite her finger. I can't. I'm disappointed. I put her hands into the plastic bag along with her legs. And then I see her face. It is still quiet. She has a small nose and a sweet lower lip. When she was alive I wanted to bite them. Now I can satisfy that desire. It's so easy to bite off her nose. As I chew the cartilage I can hear the noise. I use a knife to cut off more of the cartilage and put it in my mouth. It really doesn't taste very good. I scoop out her lower lip with my knife and put it in my mouth. It has hard skin. I decide to eat it later when I can fry it. So I put it in the refrigerator.
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He barely has enough juice to keep his pedo site afloat. I doubt he'd be able to DDoS 4chan all by himself. Not without some real help from others.