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My /b/ is down

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 17:36

My /b/ is down, I am going to cry.

Name: BECASE 2009-05-11 8:42

READ EM AND WEEP.

Name: Biert. 2009-05-11 13:34

Dear Anonymous,

as you may have noticed or not, /b/ is down for quite a while now. A lot of you have asked yourselves why this is happening and why you are forced to socialize. The only place where you could really live out the true bastard you are is no more. Your only chance to troll other people with slowpoke combos and achieve lulz by doing so, is gone.
You are probably asking yourself what faggot could do something like that. Who could have the balls to attack the notorious Anonymous, known for infamous actions and pesky behavior.

I congratulate you, it was you.

Anyone who clicked one of the links on /b/ has been infected by a trojan called Vundo. Vundo has the annony meddlesome ability to attach itself to every .exe your computer has to offer. Hence whenever you start Skype, World of Warcraft, Firefox, WinAmp or Notepad, you start the trojan with it. Furthermore this special form of the trojan has been programmed to DDoS a site called 4chan.
Pretty clever, isn't it? Get the newfags to open the link and infect them, destroying both the target's computer AND 4chan.

http://status.4chan.org/ offers a link to a removal tool, the     efficiency is questionable in my opinion, but give it a try nevertheless.


Spread the word to hinder the cancer from spreading.

Sincerely Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 23:00

I'm making a chart of the crime rates from before \b\ went down to after \b\ went down. So far...It's hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 20:47

hey is /b/ down.... wtf

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 17:16

165 get.

Post ending in 66 decides wich / / we raid and with what.
We have to raid something fast!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-14 20:08

>>165
Your anus.

Name: connor 2009-09-20 1:29

suck my white ass ball

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 9:12

Suck my Motherfucking dick xD

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 23:52

/r/

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 23:53

whos ready ti annialate /r/

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 23:53

whos ready ti annialate /r/

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 7:17

where the fuck is /b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 22:03

Where the hell is mah /b/???

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 22:36

oh noes

Name: anonymous 2009-11-10 10:53

yes! finaly its down! i hope it stays dead, unlike a zombie,

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-10 12:54

WHY IS /b/ DOWN?!?! DOES IT HAS AIDS?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-10 16:27

http://4chanimag.es for when /b/ is down.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-10 19:22

HOLY FUCK!!! DID YOU GUYS REALISE THAT 4CHAN NOW HAS TEXT BOARDS!  WTF, SOOOOOO COOL

Name: An0nymous 2009-11-13 9:56

WE NEED 2TROLL
WHERE RU BOXXY

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-14 11:22

FUCK YEAH ME TOO?!!! HOW I DO /B/ NAOW????

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-14 11:31

RRRAAPPPPEEEEE TEH SANDNIGGER'S INTERNET NAO!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-14 11:33

damn, i can't do anithing, all is gone...

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-14 23:26

ouch...

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-15 10:48

g bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbn

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 6:00

where /b/ mah /b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 12:05

i dunno. niggers stole it probably.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 15:58

Whyyy is /b/ down? This must be fixed asap

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 19:40

Noooo, nigger stole my /b/!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 19:58

Niggers can't use the internet, don't be stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 21:52

Shit dude I was looking forward to /b/ all fucking day today :/
fucking niggras

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 21:56

IIIII WWANNNNNNT MYYYYY /b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 22:20

NO /b/ MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 22:56

NOOOOO MAH /b/!!!!!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
i was looking forward to telling people about what happened to me and this girl that i have a huge crush on (continuation of my baww thread from last night)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 22:59

lol at @195
I too was looking forward to posting another nude icarly thread/christians vs. atheists thread/nigra thread :/

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 1:18

Fucking RAEG.
Glexia can suck my dick, they better return our domain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 8:56

B IS DOWN AGEN

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 12:32

I bet the jews are responsible for these shenanigans!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 17:16

Yeah, everything is acting funny again.

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