as you may have noticed or not, /b/ is down for quite a while now. A lot of you have asked yourselves why this is happening and why you are forced to socialize. The only place where you could really live out the true bastard you are is no more. Your only chance to troll other people with slowpoke combos and achieve lulz by doing so, is gone.
You are probably asking yourself what faggot could do something like that. Who could have the balls to attack the notorious Anonymous, known for infamous actions and pesky behavior.
I congratulate you, it was you.
Anyone who clicked one of the links on /b/ has been infected by a trojan called Vundo. Vundo has the annony meddlesome ability to attach itself to every .exe your computer has to offer. Hence whenever you start Skype, World of Warcraft, Firefox, WinAmp or Notepad, you start the trojan with it. Furthermore this special form of the trojan has been programmed to DDoS a site called 4chan.
Pretty clever, isn't it? Get the newfags to open the link and infect them, destroying both the target's computer AND 4chan.
http://status.4chan.org/ offers a link to a removal tool, the efficiency is questionable in my opinion, but give it a try nevertheless.
Spread the word to hinder the cancer from spreading.
Sincerely Anonymous
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Anonymous2009-05-14 23:00
I'm making a chart of the crime rates from before \b\ went down to after \b\ went down. So far...It's hilarious.
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Anonymous2009-09-13 20:47
hey is /b/ down.... wtf
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Anonymous2009-09-14 17:16
165 get.
Post ending in 66 decides wich / / we raid and with what.
We have to raid something fast!
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Anonymous2009-12-07 6:00
where /b/ mah /b/
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Anonymous2009-12-07 12:05
i dunno. niggers stole it probably.
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Anonymous2009-12-07 15:58
Whyyy is /b/ down? This must be fixed asap
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Anonymous2009-12-07 19:40
Noooo, nigger stole my /b/!
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Anonymous2009-12-07 19:58
Niggers can't use the internet, don't be stupid.
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Anonymous2009-12-07 21:52
Shit dude I was looking forward to /b/ all fucking day today :/
fucking niggras
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Anonymous2009-12-07 21:56
IIIII WWANNNNNNT MYYYYY /b/
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Anonymous2009-12-07 22:20
NO /b/ MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY!!!
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Anonymous2009-12-07 22:56
NOOOOO MAH /b/!!!!!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
i was looking forward to telling people about what happened to me and this girl that i have a huge crush on (continuation of my baww thread from last night)
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Anonymous2009-12-07 22:59
lol at @195
I too was looking forward to posting another nude icarly thread/christians vs. atheists thread/nigra thread :/
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Anonymous2009-12-08 1:18
Fucking RAEG.
Glexia can suck my dick, they better return our domain.