Official error of /b/

So, should the official error of 4chan's /b/ be "The connection has timed out. The server at img.4chan.org is taking too long to respond" or "MySQL connection error"

I think we need to sort this out officially.

I bet it's a server issue
these things have happened in the past
nothing on the status page yet, but I wouldn't worry about it until like 2 pm tomorrow
even then it's just 4chan, there are other sites