There's no problem with the OO or other features of Perl
Compared to other languages, I'd say there is (re: OO). You need to read Conway's book to effectively use the OO in Perl. It's certainly all very powerful, but I'd rather there was a simple default. Apparently Wall agrees, if you read Apocalype 12.
And you can't tell me there's not something wrong with parameter passing. What should be one line is at least two. Yech.
Also, remember that most large forums out there have pretty much all their pages generated dynamically (e.g. SA, Slashdot and the like)
If you can afford the hardware, that's one way to do it. Personally, I'd rather take the $9.99 plan if I can get away with it. :)
If you keep trying to write Python or Java code in Perl, you should consider just using Python
Unfortunately, I do. I don't like Python that much; there's something about it that rubs me the wrong way. However, Perl6 is still incomplete, and Ruby has its own problems, so it's not like I have much choice for mid-sized web-related apps.