Why no gay?

Someone please explain to me (convincingly) why there is no gay (non-cartoon) board on 4chan when there is at least one everywhere else. If you succeed, you'll have convinced me that not having a gay board here for people such as myself is good for people such as myself and 4chan overall. If you fail, plz put up a gay board kthxbai

I'd like to point out that this benefits all you /b/tards who dislike the gay threads.
If dick in another guy makes you uncomfortable, "turns you off," or causes you to go SAGESAGESAGE I'd suggest supporting this.