Hey Nintendouches!!

Donkey Kong may be a best selling title now for Wii U, but you fuckers won't have anything else to play till Mario Kart around spring!

Also, over-saturated new 3DS lineup for 2014 looks like shit, again.

>>2 Sure there are, you just don't seem to notice all the Barbie's, My Little Pony's, or Lego's flooding the eShop while looking the other direction.