Why Cowshit isn't popular on 4chan.

Hello!Nice to meet you.
I'm a steer.
Well...I have a question.
Why the Cowshit (In cowtongue it called Manure) isn't popular on 4chan?
Cowshit is most popular shit on farm and across the US (than sheepshit or muleshit).
It's wonder for me.
WHY?
Could you tell me your thinking(opinion?)about it?

Sorry, need to use keyboard cuz I only speak by mooing.

>>3 Hey nice dyslexia trick, 4ct.  Too bad you can't convince professional therapists or even regulars who don't use 4chan 24 hours a day this is readable text.

Yuh, you like spleehhhhhh, huh?  Everyone here likes spleehhhhhh.  It's exactly the kind of antidrug 4chan users crave