Aussies are so cruel

Growing up in australia as an american was very harsh especially in grade school. Every day was the same thing, "why don't ya play footy m8?" "why do ya wear makeup m8?". Australia is truly the worst place on earth.

Growing up in Australia as an Australian is very harsh, especially in grade school. Once you're older and away from the riff-raff of the average bonehead, life in general can be a lot more enjoyable.

Unless of course you get stuck working in a workplace environment with the same sort of dicks who made school life harder for those few who didn't fall lock and step into the given trends at the time.