Name: Anonymous 2013-05-30 15:04
SFBE will begin stealing your underwear at midnight tonight if you don't copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother & call your first ever nursery teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot, while riding the Loch Ness Monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line, beside the nude pics of Prince Harry!!!!
Not only is this above going to happen, but SFBE will start charging you tomorrow. SFBE will find you cash cards he will also bill your credit card for the past 3 years of shitposts. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE 4ct Rainbow unicorn in the mail tomorrow.
However, if you don't re-post this status, a SFBE code on 4chan has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire .......... It's all true ......... It was on the news!
Not only is this above going to happen, but SFBE will start charging you tomorrow. SFBE will find you cash cards he will also bill your credit card for the past 3 years of shitposts. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE 4ct Rainbow unicorn in the mail tomorrow.
However, if you don't re-post this status, a SFBE code on 4chan has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire .......... It's all true ......... It was on the news!