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The best NES platformers

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 4:38

Castlevania
Shatterhand
Street Fighter 2010
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Everything else a shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 16:02

Shatter-hand is everything the Power-rangers series should have been. Instead we get bi-racial teens.
This game should be at the top of this freaking list because it's beatable without codes.
Every other game on this list has bullshit-death scenarios that can't be evaded.
For ****'s sake, you can punch ***-**** bullets out of the ****'ing air!

While I'm talking about Shatterhand, which weapon letter combo [Besides the Robo-cop armor]
do you prefer? What would you add to this game if you could? Did you hate the gravity level as much as I did?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 16:04

>>1
Faggot never here of Kickmaster
fucking casual

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 16:24

>>1

Look at this faggot who never even played Little Samson,

pukakakakakakaka enjoy having fecal matter between your teeth faggot. Also shatter hand was the only good game you listed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 17:27

As much as I appreciate posting superior games, you still haven't listed your preferred three-letter robot enhancement.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 17:32

>>3, >>4.
These sound promising. I'm playing these tonight. Thanks Obama.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 18:36

>>6
also i remember one about a kabuki guy and vice project doom was great, oh man the memories, i have as a kid and my aunt molesting me, and i never tell anyone. oh boy now you guys know it

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 19:20

>>1-7
Samefag!

>>9-1000
Samefag!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 20:07

>>8
upset?
:)

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-16 20:18

>>9
u jelly!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 4:44

doubles get

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 4:45

doubles ge motherfucker

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 4:45

11 get fuck yes

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 5:07

What is nes some nerdy box with gears in it?

Name: :| 2013-03-18 9:42

>>14 Don't lie you lurv NES cuz Mario n da Japs maek it, hurhur.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 11:00

>>15 you eats poop!

Name: 4ct™ !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-03-18 21:48

"Being SFBE over the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded."

Name: :| 2013-03-19 6:58

>>17 Like I said a BILLION times, since when is the internet about "winning"?

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-03-19 9:45

>>18
"But that's your whole problem, you try too hard."

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 11:14

>>18
The first time you win against someone, hard to believe it was against 4ct.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 13:16

>>20
another sfbe fail.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 14:11

>>21
sorry but im not that guy.
Lo siento amigo fallaste esta vez.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 15:08

>>22
but you are!

Name: :| 2013-03-19 16:13

4ct's a bitch, 'nuff said.

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-03-19 17:21

>>24
"Thats right your my bitch!"

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 14:55

>>25
You are my little bitch

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 15:27

>>26
You are my FAT bitch!

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