>Implying that religious civilizations are ever correct about anything.
I have a better game: From the Creators of the Game: Origins of Life, Osmosis, Evolution, and Procreation, comes the new hit MMORPG game: REAL-LIFE!
Explore the world of REAL-LIFE with the best video game technology available! Features include:
- Stunning 1080p graphics
- The Best 3D engine to date
- Impeccably realistic physics
- Audiophile quality soundtrack
- In-Game hyper-realistic economy system
- The most detailed choice-to-consequence mechanics ever seen
- With new content added every second of the day
- The most EPIC quest UI every invented
- Largest MMORPG community in the world.
- Completely interactive World and Object system!
Critics rave:
"REAL-LIFE" is as real as it gets"- Chicago Times
"I can't believe how detailed this game is"- London Tribune
"It's like you're actually in the game"- IGN
"Sometimes, you can't tell the Real world from REAL-LIFE"- New York Times
"Damn Australia is scary"- Australia Newsweek
So come and play REAL-LIFE, and join the 7 billion people already playing REAL-LIFE, 4 new accounts are created every second-- Why don't you join in on the Adventure?
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From the Creators of the Game: Conflict, Religious Tension, Turmoil, and Violence, comes the new hit MMOFPS game: WAR!
Enter the battlefields of WAR with never-before-seen features such as:
- Stunning 1080p graphics
- Actual proportional pain mechanics so you can feel the pain of each bullet hit
- The fastest, most realistic physics engine to date
- Emotion, apathy, sympathy, and ethos implementation
- Experience Shell-shock, PTSD, and Moral Conflict
- Multiple Classes to play from including: soldier, scientist, engineer, medic, spy, sailor, pilot and civilian!
- Completely random enemy encounters and ever-changing terrain.
- The most up-to-date Real-Time-Strategy game ever!
WAR now has the Permanent HARDCORE MODE! Includes:
- zero respawns
- zero killstreak rewards
- zero automatic health regeneration
- family/troop management system
- stress control
Critics rave:
"WAR is as real as it gets"- LA Times
"My best buddy just got shot in the face; I laughed and T-bagged him"- Yahtzee
"I can't feel my legs after the .40mm to my spine"- Yoshimoto
"Why did I choose to play as a civilian?"- TV Guide
"When you kill an annoying 9 year old, it shuts them up forever!"- Wall Street Journal
Each new copy of the game comes with your very own Kevlar armor, Battle helmet, water canteen, M16, Barretta pistol, and a helicopter ride to the front lines of the Middle East. WAR, let's kill some noobs.
(Sociopath gaming industries supports our troops and is thankful for their sacrifices for our national safety.)
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Expansion Pack: Home-field: Veteran Duty. Struggling with the lingering effects of PTSD, while managing bursts of rage, civilian apathy, and realistic legal battles with the Department of Veteran Affairs over denied and inadequate treatment. Sell you hard earn medals for cash to keep you alchohol problem in check.
Ugh. Ok. Maybe this is getting too real to be funny...