Microsoft buys reviews scores for Halo 4

Come on M$ stop buying review scores for you're shitty games!

Microsoft Defense Force 100%
Offical Microsoft Magazine: 98%
Offical Xbox Magazine: 99%
Offical Xbox Magazine UK: 100%
Gamesmaster Magazine: 98%
IGN 9.8
PC Gamer 100%
metacritic - 89/100
gamespot - 9.0/10
g4tv/xplay - 4.5/ 5
Real Reviews: 2/10

I liked gamespot best:

"games that you can play if you dont have halo4"

Shows how much you know.  They messed up Halo 4 so badly that now I'm back to playing Halo 3.

You delivered an excellent troll that could only have been improved by having any semblance of accuracy.

<3 IGN or does EA pay them off too?

>>4-5 You don't get it.  They fucked up the single player by making the story into a Final Fantasy style cinematic showpiece, and one totally unrelated to the gunplay.  I mean why would I bother caring so much about an AI program like Cortana to the point that I'm jacking off to her cyber-boobs?  That's not how shooters work, dammit!

Multiplayer, otherwise, is unchanged.  In fact, it's exactly the same as Reach and ODST.  Hence I'm stuck with Halo 3.

>>6 So you won't be getting Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn to play in your PS3.

nope

*breaks glass

MUTHAFUCKA!!!!