/games/ - Bayonetta 2

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 14:32

Wii U motherfucking exclusive.

Wii U >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PS4/Xbawks 720

Fact.

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-13 17:04

The fanbot & ponytard butthurt will be unreal over this.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 17:55

>>2
theres robots and ponies in bayonetta?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 18:08

>>3
No only robots and ponies play bayonetta on xbox and ps4.

Name: :( 2012-09-13 23:19

Funny, they use other-platform shit like Bayonetta and Ninja Gaiden for Wii U because obviously they like to distract new fans from how their own adult game efforts like Geist, Eternal Darkness and Conker's BFD were just as shitty, and played very similarly too. Yet instead of heavy Japanese stylization they just happened to look like Disney World's bathroom septic tanks exploded and splattered all its shitty rides with more shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 23:20

>>5

1.) They're not shit.

2.) SPEAK ENGLISH ALREADY!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 23:25

>mfw Nintenyearolds actually believe that the Wii U is an eight generation console

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 23:26

>>7

NUH UH IT TOTZALLY IZ WIKUHPEDIUH SHED SHO FEG.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 23:34

Sega just can't make any good decisions, can they? At least you Bayonetta fans get to have the sequel on consoles unlike Valkyria Chronicles. Fucking idiots put it on the PSP what the hell.

Name: :( 2012-09-14 4:41

>>7-9 Fuck this, going back to Halo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 8:39

>>6 OHHHH NOOOO, BUN-CHAN!!!!! BUN-CHAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!! ;_;

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-14 12:11

>>5

Now lets take a look that the Nintendo games..

1. Geist (n-Space, Inc.)
2. Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem (Silicon Knights)
3. Conker's Bad Fur Day (Rare)

Oh, it seem none were made by Nintendo! typical mainstream gamer who knows nothing....

Now that i just started a post on people hating Nintendo regardless of what they do, maybe you just hate having a 3rd placed console, or maybe your just a sad loser.... that sounds around right.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 12:19

Of all the third party franchises they could have chosen for an exclusive, they picked this one?

Was the first game even popular? I never played it or followed its success.

Sales:
PS3 - 1.05 Million
X360 - 0.83 Million

So no the game wasn't even popular! and the kids bitching and crying never even played the first game!

Name: :( 2012-09-14 15:32

i'm a retard look at me calling Nintendo, br agggggggg dippshitting mother fuckers................. >:(

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-16 12:29

>>14 Mental retardation and schizophrenia are both mutually exclusive terms used for you SFBE.

Name: :( 2012-09-18 10:44

>>12 In regards to those games I mentioned of course they used 2nd/3rd party devs. That's cause Nintendo themselves make NOTHING!! They always fucking outsource their work to other companies or in-house studios, THEN THEY TAKE ALL THE CREDIT!!!!

TOO BAD ALL THE SHIT THEY OUTSOURCE STILL SUCKS, HUH??

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-19 12:16

>>16

And which one of your god-awful HALO games was produced first party, Mmmmmmmmmm. None!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 9:47

wat

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-03 18:26

Bayonigger amirite fellas?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 17:47

This game replays the exact same poses of a elderly lady in high-heels that double as weaponized fire-arms.
I think this game sells because it's the one game that furry feminist lesbians don't hate.

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-03-06 17:50

>>20 Congratulations to the less than 1 million furry feminist lesbians that bought it on both the 360 & PS3.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 20:05

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-03-07 22:13

>>22
No one gives a crap about your shitty OAP art

Bayonetta 2

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 14:32

2 Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-13 17:04

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 17:55

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 18:08

5 Name: :( 2012-09-13 23:19

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 23:20

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 23:25

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 23:26

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 23:34

10 Name: :( 2012-09-14 4:41

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 8:39

12 Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-14 12:11

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-14 12:19

14 Name: :( 2012-09-14 15:32

15 Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-16 12:29

16 Name: :( 2012-09-18 10:44

17 Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-19 12:16

18 Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 9:47

19 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-03 18:26

20 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 17:47

21 Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-03-06 17:50

22 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-06 20:05

23 Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-03-07 22:13