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Top 10 Worst Consoles of all time

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-05-20 14:05

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1. Xbox 360

2. Xbox

3. 3DO

4. Mega 32x

5. Sega Saturn

6. Amstrad GX4000

7. SEGA CD

8. TurboGrafx-16

9. Mattel Electronics Intellivision

10. Atari 5200

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 14:34

so true

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-22 0:52

Agree with most of that lest except for Sega Saturn, CD, and TurboGrafix16. Its obvious you never even bothered playing them and just listened to what some online reviewer said.

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-05-22 14:42

>>3
I have both the TurboGrafix16 & Sega Saturn CD and i don't like them!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 9:53

Original Xbox was pretty shit, but the 360 has a ton of awesome games availible (and I don't even play any FPS ever).  XBLA gets raged on a lot but it's got a ton unique games there. 

That said, I also loved Sega CD and Saturn back when as well as TG16, so maybe what they say about former Sega fanboys is true. 

Also your list didn't even mention Jaguar so it's clear you don't know what you're talking about.

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-06-02 11:46

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 13:05

>>6
Ahh I see now,  didn't realize I was replying to a troll thread. 
4/10, good job.

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-06-02 15:08

>>7
Butthurting over the 1 & 2 spot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 9:58

>>8
>Butthurting

And that's why you're a troll. 
Of course no one is going to be upset over your nonsensical best and worst consoles list, though you obviously really, really hope someone will be. 

But your choices are pretty obvious that you're either trying way too hard to get hipster cred.  I'm betting you were one of those Atari fanboy kids who used to bitch endlessly about the NES because it was too much about graphics.

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-06-04 11:50

Not really, i had Atari's, Nintendo's and Neo-Geo's, hipster cred what another Activision game or something!!! i'm no-longer down with the kids like you lot.

Name: anon 2012-06-04 12:09

>>9 Sorry but 4ct is right all of them are fucking shit, hell that ATARI 5200 had about 5 games before it was pulled and replaced with the Atari 7800, 3DO had shitty None-Nintendo Mario and Zelda,  the Sega CD was overpriced and did do little to enhance games beyond better music and FMV.

32x Two player Star Wars arcade was fun but that about it for 32x,  Sega Saturn sucks. The Sony Playstation, however had more games to offer, cheaper prices, and really good controllers.

TurboGrafx-16 This time EVERYONE can see your vast amount of fail here, You only have 3 games, pass on the Mattel Intellivision, as for the Xbox and 360 a shit hole of fanboys and twats...

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 13:47

I actually agree with his list in general.  Although Saturn and Sega CD make me a little sad because there were a lot of games I loved on them (Lunar 1&2, Popful Mail, Vay, Legend of Oasis, Dragon Force, Guardian Heroes etc) they were commercial flops and were ky nails in Sega's coffin.  Though how he then decided Dreamcast is one of the best makes little sense. 

The TG16 is a similar boat, of a system with great potential and some awesome games that never really got the wings it should have. 

The fist Xbox certainly deserves a spot on the list as it lived it's entire existence as a third rate PS2 with PC ports. 


It's the Jaguar and 360 that really show the OP's troll hand. Jaguar was an almost unmitigated failure.  It was only on shelves for a couple of years and had a smaller library of decent games than almost every other system listed as worse.  AvP was the only game anyone actually cared about on it, and even then it was hardly all that special.

If he'd put the 3DO on the best list I could at least believe he was serious but maybe just had really weird taste or was obsessed with PO'd or something.  But Jaguar?  Really? 

The 360 however, is a highly successful system with a huge library of games available for it.  It's just cool for people trying to be hip to bash it because it's so popular.  Yes, it has a fanbase of annoying teenagers.  But fanboys of any ilk are all basically the same, xbox kiddies are not fundamentally different from Nintento, Sega or Sony kiddies other than they're new and we didn't grow up with them.  But I'm a gamer, not a community manager and outside of 4chan never have to deal with the "typical" xbox user, ever. 

I play single player games single player and multiplayer games with my friends, the same way I always have.  Except that now that my highscool and college friends have all moved to different parts of the country or world, I can still play with them from my own livingroom.  For doing that, just playing games the 360 is a fantastic system. 

The list is weak and obviously troll bait, but I did at least reply seriously to it more than once which does deserve an extra point.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 16:01

well I still have my atari jaguar with CD-Drive, and many cart and
CD games its was a great system, it just had no 3rd party games, but what games it did were good unlike the PlayStation shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 16:18

>>1
you sure showed him! xD

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 17:52

>>13
And I still have my Saturn with a tonn of great games as well.  It doesn't make either of them sucessfull systems though.

However if you honestly didn't think the PS1 had any decent games then you probably just have very specific, unusual taste.

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