The Wedding of Michael Pachter & SFBE

I, Michael Pachter, take you, SFBE, to be my lawful wedded bitch, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in Micro$oft and in health, until death do us fart.

How could you call Michael Pachter a douche! someone that's so in love with Microsoft (and probably paid by them too), both of you are like a double team, keep bitching about Nintendo only to get it so very wrong.