SFBE Chat log from Halo 3 DM

SFBE: anyone wanna break the silence ?
Mark: you just did that
SFBE: wow I got a kill.
SFBE: ok imma talk to myself now
SFBE: man that axe body spray smells bad
Mark: play mwf3
SFBE: should. e got old spice
SFBE: yea tht wood be best.
Mark: do you play?
SFBE: yea.
Mark: go play
Mark: frag me!
SFBE: I rather play crash bandicoot!!!!!
SFBE: awesome game until they sold the rights from Maury dog to Sierra
SFBE: naughty dog
SFBE: can't I play halo? im shit
SFBE: hello?
Mark: do you wanna play
SFBE: yea. I miss crash. and spyro. today's Nintendo games are ass.
Charles: WANKER.

Had I not been on so much acid lately I already would have been on /v/ calling this fucking bullshit rather than lounge spewing Firefly/Serenity nonsense for whatever reason.

Still, better late than never.  This is fucking bullshit.  And who even talks like that on their headsets for fuck's sake?