Nintendo launching attack on itself!!!!

Just when you can't get enough boohoos on Wii sales, you realize something: it's all part of Nintendo's plan to get more hype built up on Wii U!

That's right: Nintendo secretly partnered with seedy analysts to talk shit about the Wii as they would with any other console, only here they're dropping hints about how the Wii U will come and destroy everyone else's market share!

Fuck this shit though, if I'm the only anti-Nintendo gamer left on the planet I still stand my ground.  That plumber dick can kiss my ass any day.

>>7 What was that?  You challenge me to a wrestling match where I piledrive your cock inside out, asshole?