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Dawn of the First Day
It was a day like any other. Dubs, traps, and babyfur filled the board. For the past few months /v/ had been raging about Reddit for some fucking reason, and had convinced themselves that Reddit was responsible for everything wrong with /v/. Lately this paranoia and hatred had been rising, due to suspicions that Reddit had voted in the /v/idya game awards. There had been several websites reporting on the /v/gas for some fucking reason, causing /v/ much butthurt. Overall it was a pretty normal day. No one could have predicted what was to come.
Dawn of the Second Day
The day of the much hyped /v/gas had arrived, and nobody gave a shit. There were no threads made in anticipation, and it seemed like nobody on /v/ was even aware of them. That is until a sticky was made, advertising the /v/gas. It's post count numbered in the thousands. When the fated moment arrived, there were over 13,000 people watching the /v/gas. The chat and the threads were filled with memespamming the likes of which had not been seen since the Days of Zelda Williams. And so it was that the /v/gas revealed, in front of 13,000 people, the dark, twisted, perverse truth about /v/, a truth hidden under so many layers of self-denial that its revelation would cause butt devastation so raw and unfiltered that, for a while, even the traps and the dragon dildos went ignored. The secret:
/v/ has terrible taste in video games.
Dawn of the Third Day
Chaos. Grand Strategy Generals were singled out and spammed, for some reason, early in the morning. The song of the conqueror Sanic filled /v/ and many trolls spammed :stopmusic: throughout the board. A thread with :stopmusic: as the OP was stickied and was filled with thousands upon thousands of posts repeating that phrase. /b/ (apparently) went through something similar as well, which resulted in the board being frozen, and all of them flocking to /v/. The shit storm was so great that it broke the very fabric of /v/ itself, and the number of pages went from 15 to the hundreds. No thread could be deleted. The stubborn /v/irgins took shelter in a couple of vidya related threads, to wait out the storm. Eventually the mods made another sticky saying /v/ is like Reddit or something, I'm not really sure what it's supposed to be. This is the current state of /v/.