/v/ down

Hey guys is /v/ down or is it just me.

>2012
>moot in charge of website

4chan works shitter than usual, captcha acts like shi, and evry now and then this happens.
FAGGOT.

So, what shall we all talk about? Don't be shy, it'll be more -fun- if you don't.

Shit I'm bored

reminder that starcraft = master race

So, how about that Cripple Girls game everyone's been talking about...?

>>3
Okami

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

no, you perverts. none of you would even approach a cripple girl IRL.

>>9
Darn skippy I wouldn't.

Too intimidating.

get donpels

FUCKING CLOUDFLARE GOD DAMMIT

>>11
It's like you're a wizard or something.

13 get

look at all THESE FUCKING NUMBERS

>planning on going to sleep
>suddenly cloudflare bullshit
>suddenly urge to stay awake for no reason

Day 1

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Day 2

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Day 3

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Day 4

Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Day 5

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Day 6

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No . . .

Day 7

Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

Jesus fuck moot get your shit together

What exactly is the point of Cloudflare again? It certainly doesn't seem like it's helping the site at all.

>>16
Good, because that one mouth is probably going to be a retarded nigger. Prove me wrong.

>>15
">he can't greentext"
">he uses noko which doesn't even work on a slow moving text board"

It doesn't count as killing a human being if it doesn't have a brain yet.
Who even authorizes abortion AFTER the brain develops.

Well of course, I can't know about the spirit, but the spirit is coexisting with the brain anyway if it exists.

So how bout them vidya gaems, eh /v/?

>>18

Cloudflare makes it easier for moot to sell user analytics to advertisers

check mein doppels

DOUBLES

Why did moot ever switch to Cloudflare anyways? All it has ever done is cause even more downtime.

Guys it's back up, quit yer bitchin.

no it's not back up

>>20
"uses >"

>>27
Get fucked.

>>27
Ahaha, no.

">test"

WHo wants to watch a good video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg-ZkMQttKk

also dubs

>>29
">thinks quoting leads to instant green text"

>>29
">he still can't greentext"
Please stop, you're just embarrassing yourself.

>>34
>>20
T-teach us

BRUS LEE TEH LERGEND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=rn4z-yKeKck

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>>32
>>34
oh wow, all these people who still can't greentext
">you will never know how to greentext"