faggots

>mfw /v/ is the only board that is down.

>>37
You're a cunt.

I need a fix
gettin twitchy
come on moot, I need some /v/

that feel when no gf

CHECKEM

dubs get

>>44
fuck you, cockmangling assbadger

>>45
You fucked up.

>>46
U mad?

>>48
extremely

>>49
55 will be coming up soon, it'll be your time to shine if you don't fuck it up horrendously

I dunno what to fap to tonight.

50 get.

negroids

IT'S UP

>>53
Fuck off

DUBS

http://www.xvideos.com/video679337/pochahantas_-_phatty_girls_10

it's beautiful

54 get

>>55
GODDAMN COCKGOBBLING ASSBANDIT

Just for clarification : We're probably because /a/ was being CP spammed and Mods couldn't do jack shit because it's probably the same script that's been abused their lately to spam threads people dislike.

>>58

>We're probably because /a/ was being CP

nigga what

>>58
Yeah, CloudFlare and the EFF BEE EYE pulled the plug.
This shit wouldn't happen if moot didn't use that shit in the first place.

>>60

this sounds made up

>>59
/a/ was being CP bombed, possibly by the same guy spamming it with pictures of accelerator

>>59
/a/ was being CP bombed, possibly by the same guy spamming it with pictures of accelerator

>>59
Sorry, it's late.
/a/ was being spammed with CP, using a google/capcha exploit popularized by a user on /a/ who spammed threads he didn't like with some faggot character from Railgun.

He spammed /a/ all Christmas, so somebody was probably trying to one up him. Cloudflare and the FBI pulled the plug cause that shit don't fly.

66 get

CHECK'EM

>>65 ha no

CHECK'EM

>>65 ha no

bigfoot is really known as the great and almighty Sass. He's a complete shapeshifter. He's falls in and out of dimensions at will, hops time portals, and distorts all wavelength when he knows he's being captured on footage. He's actually from another realm, raised as a human in a tree village. He fell into a time vortex moments before his realm collapsed from a great time discontinuation. In this new realm, the realm we are in now, he began to live his life roughly around 60,000 BC. After a brief spout of insanity, he found a book his parents had placed on him before his departure. They told him about many things he would have never have realized, and soon began to increase his consciousness to the point where he could transform his energy to meet what this realm wanted him to be: a Sasquatch. Adopting the name Sass, he traveled the barely prehistoric planet slaying demons and aliens, until he had the conscious ability to shapeshift, regenerate, levitate, time hop, dimension hop, and warp minor spacetime reality. Soon a great cataclysmic event happened, and the Earth reformed itself as he awaited its transformation in the Mother Tree's domain. After such a time period, he walks all through time, hunting and keeping the world free from true evils. That, my friends, is a true Sasquatch.

>>62
>>63
>>64
Alright we get it.
Think the FBI did it is going a bit overboard, 4chan has been spammed with CP before and the site didn't get shutdown from it, this is all most likely cloudflare shitting itself like usual

>>61
It isn't. If you'd gone to /a/ in recent months, you'd have known about the non-CP spam. Today somebody finally went full asshole and spammed illegal shit. Since the Mods have been unable to deal with the exploit the only choice is to pull the plug.

Imma post some erotic Zelda fanfiction.

She was on the floor, completely naked as usual. This was the first time that I actually took a good look at her body. She was a petite one, with nice firm breasts, and wonderfully shaped buttocks. It was, in my humble opinion, perfect.

I placed my hands on her buttocks and spread them apart. I gazed in awe at her anus - it was quite simply one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen.

I put my nose to her anus and took a deep sniff. Then another, and another. It was the perfect smell. To me, not even flowers or perfume smelled as good.

I then proceeded to violently lick her anus. I could not stop. I licked the rim, then moved my tongue to the inside to continue. For fifteen minutes I licked her anus. When I was finished, her rear was covered in my saliva.

I then brought her face to mine and proceeded to give her an open-mouthed kiss. Our tongues met and wrestled with one another.

I unsheathed my penis and commanded her to suck. She did so, and very willingly at that. After about five minutes, I told her to stop. I then began to focus on her anus once again. I opened it up and spat in it before giving it a nice massage with my finger. I then stuck my finger in my mouth and was overwhelmed at how good it tasted.

I opened her anus and stuck my penis in it. I started to fuck her. She cried out in pain, but I could tell that she was enjoying it. I fucked her ass until I came. I then ordered her to get into a crouching position over a bowl. I made her stay in that position until a great deal of semen leaked into the bowl. I ordered her to lick it up.

"Yes, Ganondorf." she said softly.

Would this girl's memory ever come back? Will she learn that she's not a princess named Zelda? I certainly hope not.

>>69
Why did moot even switch to Cloudflare in the first place?
It's been such garbage.

>>72

It's moot. I aint gotta explain shit.

fucking rpgcodex is down too

god damn it fucking shitfuck

>>70
Was there such spam earlier today then? Because the site did go down in the same manner for like 2 hours today.

>>74
>rpgcodex
>good

>>71



    As she got on her knees to preform fellatio, I stopped to think about how much has changed since I brainwashed this girl. At first, she was extremely resilient, and refused to believe the idea that she was Zelda and that I was Ganondorf. She hesitated to grant my sexual wishes. She tried dearly to hold on to her life before she met me. But it was futile. I broke her down, though. She was now mine for eternity.

    She sucked me furiously. My penis was completely soaked in her saliva. She wanted me to cum. She wanted me to cum harder than I ever.

    "Stop!" I commanded, just before reaching my orgasm. She did so immediately, but I could tell she was disappointed. She looked up at me lustfully. The look on her face said, "Why? Why did you ask me to stop, master? Why would you do such a thing?"

    I took a good look at her body. Still firm...still perfect. Even after all the ravaging I gave her, her body was still absolutely gorgeous.

    I proceeded to fondle her breasts, and quite roughly at that. This gesture had taken her by complete surprise, as evidenced by her moaning. After I grew tired of fondling her, I commanded her to spit on my penis. She did so willingly, and attempted to suck me off again.

    "No," I said firmly, "we're going to do something else. Open your anus, and sit on my dick."

    I've fucked her in the ass before, but it was still a rough experience for her. Even so, she was eager to please me...and herself. After she sat on my, I began to fuck her violently. She let out yelps of pain and pleasure. Her firm breasts bounced as I continued to give her the fucking of her life.

    After I came, she immediately jumped off of my dick and lapped up cum. Overtaken by feelings of pleasure, I grabbed her by the neck, and gave her a long open-mouthed kiss.

    She then licked the remaining cum off of her fingers and said, "Master Ganondorf, we absolutely MUST do that again!"

    For me, this was heaven.

FFFFFUUUUUUUUCK!

>>75
Don't know. I wasn't on when that happened I guess,

>>77

The time had come for us to try something a little more extreme.

It was around this time that I had developed my fetish for scat. I fed the girl well and kept her chained in the room until the time came for her to expel her feces.

For a long time, I dreamt of having my lips puckered up to that glorious hole of hers, mouth ready to receive the warm, soft, creamy feces. My tongue was prepared for the wondrous taste of her digested meal of wheat bagels and yogurt. My nose was ready for the delightful smell.

I sat down under her buttocks. She began to groan as she squeezed the first turd out. As the turd hit my tongue, I was overwhelmed with the taste of many a digested meal. I shed a tear. She continued to poop.

She took the remaining feces and put it in her mouth before leaping up to my face to share a kiss. Our mouths were entangled with the heavenly mixture of feces and saliva. She took the remaining poo out of her mouth and spread it all over my dick before sucking it all of and bringing me to orgasm. She leaped up once again and shared a kiss with me, this time not only swapping saliva and shit, but semen as well.

"Master Ganondorf, do you like my excrement?"

"Zelda, my dear, I love it."