>walk into /v/
>see cute scene girl behind the counter
>grab the post i wanted to reply with
>go to pay
>already sweating because it felt like she was watching me
>finally at the counter
>stutter out
>p-p-p-po-post...pay
>she does nothing
>reach into my pocket to grab some bandwidth to pay her with
>turns out i forgot my wallet but my lunch of spaghetti was in there
>not thinking i pull my hand out too fast and spaghetti flies everywhere
>scared and embarassed i shout B-B-BACK THAT ASS UP
>shes bent over now
>i just know she wants my spaghetti covered dick in her ass
>look closer
>See something poking out of her butthole
>Inspect closer
>It is the tip of a Trident II DB ballistic missile
>Missile launches
>Heads for Moscow
>Russia retaliates by launching 25 RT-2UTTH ICBMs
>Swimming instructor turns out to be a mobile ICBM launching trailer
>I am burned from missile plume
>Sitting in the ashes of the house party, many are dead
>USA launches barrage of submarine based nuclear strikes
>Russia empties ICBM stockpile
>World is about to end
>I shit my pants again
>Try to fire one off before death, start fapping
>Penis falls off in hand
>Penis is actually glock
>I pull the trigger
>The resulting shockwave from the KB disables all nuclear weapons in flight
>World is saved
>I win Nobel Prize
>Instead of my name, the prize is awarded to "Mr. No-Dick Shittypants"
fucking /v/stop
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Anonymous2011-12-09 16:54
OH NO I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES NOW
how terrible
Name:
Anonymous2011-12-09 16:55
ITS BACK OH MY GOD!
Name:
Anonymous2011-12-11 21:37
IT'S DOWN AGAIN LOL
THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE (AGAIN)
WE MIGHT HAVE TO PLAY GAMES GOD HELP US
Name:
:[2011-12-11 23:23
Apocfullofshit is more like it.
Name:
Anonymous2011-12-15 2:28
fycj niglet
Name:
EXPLAIN NIGGERS2011-12-15 2:46
Can someone please explain why /v/ is always broken so often?