People of 4Chan!

I have an assignment for you. A mod on the minecraft forums named Tehpillowstar, a crazed banning 14 year-old bitch, is banning everyone who is decent. Almost banned me, too. I want you to destroy, spam, or virus-infest her email-account until she is forced to leave the forums. This is no grudge, I am trying to better the minecraft community. I am depending on your brutish ways and cunning to take this disgrace of the forums down.

If you want to get back at her, report her for having multiple accounts:
"Tehpillowstar  Okay, this went on for too long already. Sorry guys, I am ApatheticMarmot, it was just meant to be a joke.

Locked Status Aug 19 2011 07:21 AM"

(In b4 "WTF? I was banned for it!".)