Serves You Right 3DS

A price drop from $250 to $170?  That just shows how big a piece of shit you were from the beginning, shithead 3DS.  20 free games?  That would have been nice if they were HD games instead of NES/GBA with shit graphics out of an outdated cell-phone.  More Mario this November and December?  You need a cock as big as that tanooki tail to make those games good.

Fuck fucking fuck shit I won't buy you even if it saves the economy. >:

I was actually satisfied with my purchase of the 3DS. I felt that it was an acceptable price for such a handheld. I'm overjoyed that I am getting 20 free games.