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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-13 6:38

post 'em

Name: Eviscerator11 2011-07-13 8:43

FUCK YOU SFBE!!! YOU ((<>))

Name: SFBE 2011-07-13 19:47

Wow cool guys this is WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS A BASHING THREAD FORGET THIS FUCK YOU I HATE YOU ALL AND WANT TO DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 4:29

>>3
Hello, imposter

Name: SFBE4Real 2011-07-14 9:45

>>4

THE COVENANT HAS A BETTER SENSE OF HUMOR THAN YOU!!!! >8

Name: SFBE4Gays 2011-07-14 12:14

I like hotdogs and butt cracks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 12:48

>>5
define "THE COVENANT"

Name: 4chanTROLL 2011-07-14 13:09

>>7

He's making reference to a gay film, he watched last night.

The Covenant (2006)

Caleb is the leader of a gang of "undercover" male witches who spend a lot of time showering together. He is obsessively targeted by a mysterious stranger, Chase, the new kid at their exclusive private school.

We don't want to read too much into the fact that the school's female students are featured mostly as blurry, indistinct figures in the background. Why read anything at all when we have an all-male naked locker room fight scene to watch?

Yes, it's the classic story of male friendship: One man defends another in a naked brawl, sparked when one of the men is called gay. Our memory is a little hazy, but we're fairly certain that's how Mel Gibson met Danny Glover in the first Lethal Weapon.

After their bond if forged through butt-naked combat, Chase and Caleb hit some bars together and engage in extended male swimming competitions while wearing tiny, tiny shorts. Their relationship reaches its climax when Caleb discovers the secret that Chase hides away from the world in the clos ... cupboard deep within his soul. We're of course talking about the fact that Chase is also an undercover witch.

Chase becomes desperate to consume Caleb's magic, when he learns that Caleb has a special magic that will only fully develop once he turns 18. Chase stalks him, threatens his friends and eventually holds him down and kisses him.

This brings us to the final conflict, and the point at which the film pretty much whips the audience in the face with the homoerotic symbolism: In the climactic scene, the two men hurl magic translucent white globs of power at each other as Chase begs for Caleb's consent.

In this case, at least, all of the homoerotic subtext lurking just beneath the surface (and sometimes prominently above it) seems to be a strange, misguided attempt to appeal to the young women who this film was plainly aimed at. The filmmakers must have spent some time in some chat rooms, and decided that homoerotic fanservice is all that is needed to sell tickets in these modern times.

To be fair, the obligatory girl-girl make-out scenes in modern slasher flicks demonstrates that producers don't have a much higher opinion of male horror fans.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 11:54

>>8
tl;dr

Name: 4chanTROLL 2011-07-16 11:58

>>9

Why can't you read? or are to you too fucking stupid to use English.

Name: Super4ChanHaterExtreme 2011-07-18 8:03

The Covenant = HALO VILAINS!!! >8

And I fucking don't care if I'm too late to respond, gay film-loving asswipes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-18 16:54

>>10
tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-18 16:56

>>12

Aaaaaaaaag, Mexican.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 15:15

>>13
are you a mexican or a mexican't ?

Name: Eviscerator11 2011-07-21 1:05

>>14
Seen that movie before.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 15:33

>>15
proof ?

Name: Eviscerator11 2011-07-24 16:00

>>16
Once Upon A Time In Mexico.
Johnny Depp.

Name: SBFEPissedOff 2011-07-26 0:43

I like to eat shit off of my erected lubed-up penis.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 15:08

As do I!

Name: SFBEsayseatshitanddiefag 2011-07-26 21:35

>>18 !!!!!!!!!!

Name: SBFEHatesImittators 2011-07-27 1:45

>>20
STOP USING MY NAME FAG! AND LET ME MASTURBATE ON MY FRATBOY FRIENDS WHILE THEY FINGER MY ASSHOLE! THEN AFTER THAT I WILL FUCK YOUR DADDY AND LAUGH!

Name: Wellexcuuusemefuckhead 2011-07-27 4:44

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Name: SFBEargh 2011-07-27 4:46


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