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REM3D is the worst idea ever.

Name: SFBE 2011-07-01 6:55

Btw it's "Resident Evil Mercenaries 3D" for those who think typing "REM" is referencing that stupid rock band's name.

You take some shitty mode from a shitty game, turn it INTO a game, then sell it for 40 smacks.  You include more pointless unlockables like costumes which is actually worse implementation than FFX-2 (they don't represent character classes at least and are strictly fan service), levels are cookie cutter, Rebecca Chambers is yet another annoying whiny game teenager, and worst of all Gamecube quality graphics look EXACTLY like RE4.

Good thing I don't actually own this game.  The same frat guy who got his far too long waiting and beyond shitty update on 3DS got REM3D.  Looks to me he likes stupid games where you shoot random enemies to get to the end of each fucking level, PLUS it's online????  Why would you WANT to play this game with anyone else??  Not my idea of a good time.

There IS this demo for Revelations but I hated the series to begin with.  Go figure. >:

Name: Eviscerator11 2011-07-01 20:21

>>1 I will have to get my crew of 11 year old prostitutes to kill you for dissing Resident Evil Mercenaries.

Name: Eviscerator11 2011-07-02 0:33

>>2
That's an Imitator, I agree with >>1

Name: SFBE 2011-07-02 4:31

>>2 >>3 Is imitating his/her self!

Name: AnonymousTroll 2011-07-02 10:18

ARG YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH??  SO MUCH??  YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH????

BUHBEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Fuck you 2011-07-02 20:25

>>2 >>3

Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 22:30

REM3D... REAMED.  huh huh huh

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 22:35

To be fair, in RE5's mercenaries mode, the different costumes meant different item sets for the character. I'm guessing it's the same in 3D.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 22:43

>>1
>Not my idea of a good time.
There's your problem!  It's an opinion!
Now do yourself a favour and jam a fork in your eye and dance to Michael Jackson.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 22:46

I heard Ubisoft is trying out a new form of copy protection with REM3D: you won't be able to erase your saved game. All unlocks stay unlocked forever. This could potentially develop into some really evil shit in future DRM schemes.

Name: Fuck you 2011-07-03 3:36

>>6
Fuck myself

Name: SFBE4Real 2011-07-03 19:18

>>9

I don't dance to some dead douche's music.  I play air guitar to heavy metal. >:

Name: Allen Nonymous 2011-07-03 19:22

>>5

What's with that guy?  Did he have some sort of raging aneurism?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 19:51

Capcom really shot themselves in the foot on this one.  I can understand that they want to discourage users from purchasing used games, but this move goes to the point where they are going to hurt their own sales as people simply skip over the game because of this.  This also means one playthrough and one playthrough only, which is dumb.  Theyre going to lose more on this idea than if they hadnt implemented it.

Name: SFBE 2011-07-04 8:35

>>14

It's just shameless they pulled it off.  I mean everything.  I don't want to have some asshole play through every level I've beaten in my un-eraseable save file and troll about it on the internet (even if you can't sell at Gamestop if you own a frathouse he can easily borrow when you're not looking).  Plus RE in general controls like your character stepped in shit and can't wash it off. >:

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