3d can make you shit your eyeballs

I can't stand 3d.  In games or the movies, and I blame the eye-harassing nature of them.

And now I say why do we need it?  To be immersed?  That's what those shitty theme park rides are for.  If you want 3d so bad you better forget it because before long you'll be in the emergency room having your eyes checked for viruses.

I DIDN'T MENTION THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR REAL MEDICAL REASONS FUCKHEADS IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH!!!!!