Why are there still no virtual reality games?

In the mid nineties I went to a VR Demo and it was quite interesting. It took place in an abandoned factory and there were hundreds of people lined up outside when I got there. After three hours of waiting I finally got inside where they had set up CDI consoles for us. I played some Dragon's Lair while watching the other participants being suspended from the ceiling. When it was my turn they put the VR mask over my head, and inserted the controller into my behind. It was truly the most exhilarating experience in my life, I still hope that one day VR gaming will gain popularity.

Since some of these "fake" posts by me happen to do me justice, I'll go ahead with this topic.

VR games suck for every reason you don't want to believe: fucking heavy visor, shit graphics, and yuh they put a controller in your ass alright.  They also happen to put the trigger button in your penis, GO FIGURE!!!! >: