Let's Play Minecraft!

Arbrucht aus dem mitmal fogel die geböööööl! Angezug auf dem möglichten kannst das minnstenmal gebucht niegannzt zukomft!

For every 1 adult Minecraft player, there is 100 retarded child Minecraft players, and of those 100, 95 are fucking german.

German sounds like somebody vomiting through your speakers, but the germans don't care. They think the world LOVES to have vomit pour into through ones ear canals. They just go around vomiting all day long to as many people as they can.

NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND YOU!!!

How to make a Minecraft LP:
0 - You've chosen to LP Minecraft. Good choice! You will no doubt become as famous and unique as X or SeaNanners.
1 - Be german, and SPEAK german. Everybody will understand you.
2 - Play on peaceful mode. We have enough excitement watching you build without scary monsters.
3 - Use a camera to record your screen, because recording software costs money, while squinting is free.
4 - Cheat all you want! (Infinite blocks and "x-ray vision" are built-in superpowers!)
5 - Continue on an already existing world, because why make it challenging?
6 - Don't make more than two episodes, because LPing is hard and boring.