Minecraft Adventure Mode!

Here we imagine what Minecrafts new adventure update will be like. Think about it: Venturing into dark dungeons to slay horrifying monsters, but completely fucking gay.

I'm imagining it like this:
- There are torches EVERYwhere so everything is completely lit up to begin with. These torches can not be taken down - there's no need to.
- Your health will be regenerating constantly.
- Death respawns you at the nearest spawnpoint with no penalty. Actually you get an extra cake for it, as a reward.
- You can still play with Peaceful Mode on, for those who hates monsters.
- You get redstone dust to fiddle around with, so that you can build giant computers and awesome contraptions far away from dungeons. Autism can be an adventure in itself.
- A new mob will be out: The cake monster. It walks slowly towards you can moans "Eeaat meee!" like a zombie, and if you eat it, you will restore all health, but have failed the diet that your doctor ordered. Ah well, the cake made you do it.
- New furry NPC partners to rescue from the clutches of the monsters and yiff with. Choose from wolf boys, cheetah boys and cat boys to begin with.

... you've never actually played Minecraft, have you?