Official E3 thread

Ok guys are you ready for E3?

Now I know threads can move fast here so I wanted to make sure I started the thread early... Until E3 happens we can talk about what we want/hope to see, or whatever...

Try to keep up because I expect posts to fly by a mile a minute!

I'll start, I'm holding Nintendo will talk about their new system

Let's see, E3... new games that suck, new game systems that suck even harder, Mario gets a tan, Sonic has a midlife crisis, Final Fantasy Deja Vu but with more almost nude chicks, more first person shooters that don't give a thousand shits, plus press conferences that put you to sleep (except for videos which you watch but can't play).

Yep, another E3 in the shitter, back to Halo and more binging.  GO FUCKING SHIT YOURSELVES!!!