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Bald Space Marines IN SPACE

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 5:40

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were zergs in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a bald space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY ZERGS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base he knew there were zergs . "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the zergs!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the zerglings
"I will shoot at him" said the hydralisk and he fired the acid spikes. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the zergs" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the zerg"
And then John was infested.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 15:58

everyone knows that 40K is the only true space marines.
And that Tyranids would beat the shit out of Zerg.

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