This is a very sad day for pirates...

And the greatest day for moralfags.
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6910AO20101002

It does not matter.  Circuitous measures to prevent retribution will be found, and acted upon, in short order.  Pirates, even in modern day, have always refused to die.  Though they are attacked, they are versatile.  Their very definition has been changed and reformed, to suit modern needs.  They still - and always shall - exist.

Peyronie’s disease

Scurvy.

Pancake's Syndrome

Bitches think they lose so much money on pirates shit. If I couldn't pirate it I wouldn't fucking buy it neither, I pirate for a fucking reason, because I'm goddamned poor.

>>6
If you couldn't pirate shit maybe that would motivate you stop being poor.

>>7
*to stop

being poor is fucking awesome because you dont need to work to be poor

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Bullshit act from idiot bureaucrat. Don't mind it much.

Tokyo confirms that ninjas are cooler than pirates.